22/11/2009
She won’t call you, you have to call her. She won’t come talk to you, you should go talk to her. She’s not going to let you act stupid and pretend she likes it. You should just be around her. When you’re with a group of friends, she isn’t going to run into your arms no matter how much she wants to. You need to come up behind her and wrap your arms around her, and let her friends get jealous. She loves you more than you can imagine, no matter how much she doesn’t show it. But you boy, you need to show her how much you love her. So she isn’t afraid to show it back.
Oh geeze.
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18/11/2009
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07/11/2009
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HUHU.:(( I WANT THIS PLEASE. HELLO SISTER DEAR CHRISTINE DAISY DELA PAZ, I KNOW YOU WOULD SEE THIS…LET”S GO TELL DADDY PLEASE? :|:|
I PROMISE I WOULD CLEAN OUR ROOM NA IF WE HAVE THIS:|:|i love the style..not the color..
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06/11/2009
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oliviagail:icwutudunder:Scientifically proven to be accurate.
WAIT! This is pretty much exactly how to make ME happy, minus the watermelon.
I hate both watermelon and purple drank, although that probably makes sense because I’m not completely black.
Chicken, though? NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
I absolutely love all of these. Therefore, I am black. W00T.
Aw, this reminds me of your ‘Blacktivities’, Juliabby.
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» 50 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines
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- You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.
- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
- If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
- Baby, you overclock my processor.
- Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
- Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
- You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
- You defragment my life.
- Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
- You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
- Baby, let me find your nth term.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
- Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
- If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
- I’m a fermata… hold me
- I think my heart just lagged.
- I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
- Did you just combust? Because you’re HOT.
- By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
- It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT.
- What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
- Baby, you’re a 9.999999999, but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
- Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
- I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
- What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
- If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
- You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
- You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile.)
- When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
- Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
- If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
- You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts. It’s how you apply the force.
- If I move my lips half the distance to yours, and then half again… and again… etc; would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
- Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
- If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
- I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
- If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
- Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.
- Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
- Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves.
- Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
- Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
- Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
- Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
- I less than three you.
- I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent.
So yeah basically any of these will make my panties fall off.
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Awwww. Reminds me of my dog, minus the fluffy hair.
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