May 2012
21 posts
May 19th
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May 19th
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
May 16th
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When I'm the only one on my team left in sorority...
kristacutie: hahhahaha me during greek week collegegreeks:
May 15th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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What grades determine:
butitmight: Your ability to memorize mostly useless things Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable What grades do NOT determine: Your intelligence ...
May 10th
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When there is free food at a Greek event
collegegreeks: THATS HOW THEY GET YA!!!
May 9th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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Listentiburones-azules:
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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What every Asian girl wants:
mochachangchang: teenaweener: • boobs Except for @killthedisco  She already has
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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1 tag
May 3rd
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April 2012
11 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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March 2012
2 posts
Mar 28th
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Mar 12th
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February 2012
7 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 16th
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I shall begin drinking cappucinos religiously.
mochachangchang: I’m so tired I’m so stressed I have too many things to do AWEFNOEKLSDJF DO NOT WANT
Feb 14th
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slyndsey: ugh why did my flashdrive have to stop working. now I can’t do some sims stuff that I was planning to do today. Lol so glad that’s why you’re upset…because of Sims stuff. You’re hilarious! :p
Feb 12th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
12 posts
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 12th
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rocketfists: vernalized: aidanwatsonmorris: strawbiery: I can’t stop looking at the baby sloth look at its cute wittel teef and eyes and nose so precious!!!! :’3 wow what a perfect gif yeah I love you Sloth.
Jan 8th
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