May 2012
21 posts
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
When I'm the only one on my team left in sorority...
kristacutie:
hahhahaha me during greek week
collegegreeks:
What grades determine:
butitmight:
Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable
What grades do NOT determine:
Your intelligence
...
When there is free food at a Greek event
collegegreeks:
THATS HOW THEY GET YA!!!
What every Asian girl wants:
mochachangchang:
teenaweener:
• boobs
Except for @killthedisco
She already has
1 tag
April 2012
11 posts
March 2012
2 posts
February 2012
7 posts
I shall begin drinking cappucinos religiously.
mochachangchang:
I’m so tired
I’m so stressed
I have too many things to do
AWEFNOEKLSDJF DO NOT WANT
slyndsey:
ugh why did my flashdrive have to stop working. now I can’t do some sims stuff that I was planning to do today.
Lol so glad that’s why you’re upset…because of Sims stuff. You’re hilarious! :p
January 2012
12 posts
rocketfists:
vernalized:
aidanwatsonmorris:
strawbiery:
I can’t stop looking at the baby sloth look at its cute wittel teef and eyes and nose so precious!!!! :’3
wow what a perfect gif
yeah
I love you Sloth.